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THREAT

by Period Bomb

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    Period Bomb's first studio LP,'THREAT' on 12" vinyl.

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    A tell-all memoir, 222 paged paperback with many great photos and unbelievable stories spanning the last decade. Much you probably didn't know about all of our songs, but every song on this album in particular has a tale covered in this book.
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1.
Queeriod Bomb, Crotch Milk (4x) You say be more subdued, i'm like be more what dude? (2x) I'll be your bratty boy I'll be your bratty boy Gotta Keep Me Moist Gotta Keep Me Moist (2x) Give me cleaner, give me glue Love my toxic attitude Fix my stud, sew my patch Take my fashion master class Keep that d-beat, keep it strong Rub that fuzz bass nice and long Talk like a guy who's uninterested Or scream like a girl- inaudibly There is no autonomy Know your role in astronomy You say you're an alien, but real aliens have no friends real aliens have no trends no need for manipulation to get from their means to end not for real aliens Not for real aliens (loop) Genders are for wussies friend not for real aliens we'll soon be living in a zombie movie the way we're moving, friend.
2.
MOON SONG 02:10
Moon moon go away You’ve taken too much from me How much more can you take? You take til im old and gray (2x) Every Moon we suffer how much longer i wonder? you think that it fucks with me head though the earth’s dying for our blood ! (2x) Don’t use it to gaslight me or I will light the match (2x) I only survived a GHB rape cult, fuck the Church of Fun They said I shouldn’t have been drinking, well isn’t that something? Moon moon go away You’ve taken too much from me How much more can you take? You take til im old and gray, old & gray, old & gray...
3.
MACHO BIRD 01:55
Macho Bird gets the worm (4x) I can hear what you’re saying ma’am but I don’t know what you’re saying Oh I know it’s much easier for you to just, toss me aside, but I thought we were having a very intersting conversaion on your macho pride. Wave a dollar catch you eye. Our society’s just so..cut & dry. Buy sell, sell, buy. Macho Macho Macho Bird (3x) Macho, Macho Bird!
4.
Intro-spection Do you introspect? Intro-spec-tion Have you tried to introspect? Oh no... Did you cry? Oh no. When you’re dying at work and you close your eyes What do you see when you look inside? Do you see me when you close your eyes? Can you see yourself from the inside? Do you see inside? Can you see inside? Do you see anything? Anything? Anything? Anything? When you look inside can you see yourself? Did you have to think? Did it make you cry? No le digo eso que le duele la cabeza, La nina no puede con eso (loop) Luz Clarita (loop) You better build yourself a taller tower.
5.
STAR 69 03:00
Who called it? Star 69. (4x) Why? Why? Why? Why Star 69? Why Star 69? Excuse me sir, you put the ass in the astericks. Let’s be frank, it’s the sign for the hole in your behind Filled with eggs, they don’t care if they all crack in there They’ll just find another way to get themselves inside your brain A different parasite every night (2x) Star 69 (Repeat verse 1) He calls, he calls, he calls, he calls 5,4,3,2,1 Star 69. Every night.
6.
DOOMED 04:44
Now I don’t know about you But there’s nothing I can do And I don’t really care about you cuz There’s probably many worse than you There’s nothing you can say or do To change the fact that were all doomed cuz there’sNothing we can do! No matter what we’re doomed! We can’t recycle, We can’t protest Not like we could just grow our own food And now a days its just too hard to connect. We can’t ride our bicycles, We can congregate.Not like we could just throw our phones aside cuz Now aways its just too hard to relate cuz there’s There’s nothing we can do, No matter what we’re doomed! (loop) And we won’t have your babies And we refuse to marry I think that’s saying something Come together and were winning
7.
GAY BOMB 02:00
The vaxine made us all gay & I think that is ok The vaccine made us all queer & now we're all in the clear No more war, no more overpopulation The is the future liberals want, we want to drop the gay bomb (2x) We want to drop the gay bomb. You don't own our bank now, you don't even know how. Here are Period Bomb industries, we believe….
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9.
And the prophet said to me Where do come from blue-eyed Joe? And where do you go? Go on a sacred pilgrimage Just to see no one is pure A blue-eyed joe once said to me: “this is your biological destiny” He was a cuban-american just like me So I almost believed, but then I wondered why anyone would know my destiny. You think you could reduce my life to rubble with just one statement well, let me save you the trouble (2x) Religion makes opinions not your fault cuz you got 1 of 2 outcomes (2x) You have 1 of 2 outcome (2x) Deal with God, you got a deal with God (2x) Signed in Blood (4x) (tongues) Bridget: I have to hide the shackles when I go out... they don’t know about my deal with God So heavy.
10.
NUMBERS GAME 03:04
# 1 and # 2 responded to my ad We shared a birthday, tawdry taste and lack off experience. # 3 was charmingly late, as usual. I thought that we could use one more.#s 4 & 5 could do it all just right. But wouldn’t come along for the long, wild, ride. #s 6 & 7 were always temporary. # 8 was a mystery date I never saw again. # 9, # 9 was a real wild child. #11 4eva n eva! # 12 was an evil clown.By then I couldn’t tell up from down. He worked it fast & just as fast I had um out the door. But # 13… I thought # 13 could be my lucky day. Should’ve known to stray far away from anyone near # 12. But oh no I thought, dozens of local punks can’t be wrong. # 14 didn’t last very long….# 16 on the other hand… truest friend I’ve ever had..glabglab! # 17… # 17 forever changed me with his world but, will never let me back in.Because along came # 18… I couldn’t resist. Who would think they’d stick around? Finally… a perfect mix I thought. Oh oh... Well # 19 showed up to save us once again in the nick of time! # 20 was a real life safer too! 21 was a real wild card..real wild card.By # 22 & 23 I thought… man… maybe the madness has just begun!With # 24 we really scored…# 25.. glad I’m still alive.# 26 we threw in just for kicks… # 27 wow well this really is heaven…
11.
ANORMAL 03:41
Stranded on the side of the road (aqua estamos atravez) Nobody's coming (como 2 comemierdas) No one knows what's at the bottom of the ocean. You ever thought of shooting an atm from 100 story building then running over & getting all the money out of it? Why do people say they work like a dog? I've never seen a dog work a day in it's life (el perro no trabaja) Living in the unthought unknown (4x) Si yo soy un anormal (6x)
12.
BLEED OUT 06:46
Step on some crack (break your mother's back) and if you lick someone's crack, you'll give your dad a heart-attack. I went away to save you some pain. I walked through ground zero, and I have no regrets. You think I took the wrong road, but here I am again: the garden of infertility. It's where you always wanted me: working in my field. You didn't know about the poisons..They were clearly meant for me. Don't cry for me, you already have Camilo. Your blood will live on. As for me this is my stop. I've had a hell of a ride. Think I've made this round count. That's enough for me. 10/10 would recommend. You could be like me. Just sing along, sing this song: the Goddess of Infertility. Cuz I'm the Goddess of infertility. (Prayers to infertility goddess) Welcome to the garden of infertility. God's punishing me for my blood bombs. I cannot bleed! Where is my blood? A penance for the blood that I've used wrong. The well's run dry. I miss my blood! Bleed out the babies. Bleed out the babies tonight. Bleed out. Bleed out.

about

This album took us 3 years to record and mix with Jason Willett and our many wonderful friends in Baltimore. It took even longer to conceptualize, many songs were conceived when this band was just a wee baby almost a decade ago in fact. It goes along with the book which describes the last crazy 10 years in gruesome detail.

Here is the playlist of the music videos: youtu.be/okZ7fNa5ev0?si=gPSlpnmCQTNroDaI

credits

released November 3, 2023

Written mostly by Camila Alvarez & Donald (DJ) Deyo
(check individual songs for more credits)
Produced by Camila Alvarez
Mixed by Jason Willett
Mastered by Weasel Walter

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